Tuesday, 26 February 2008

SNP MSP thinks Lockerbie is a dump

Seems that SNP MSP Chris Harvie believes that Lockerbie is a dump. This is the link to the official report of the committee that he says it in, seems like Mr Harvie was on a bit of a rant...

May help to make him famous for a reason other than looking like League of Gentleman character Harvey Denton.

Saturday, 23 February 2008

The greatest political comeback ever

One learns that a certain Matthew Marr, remember him, has started working for Labour whip Tommy McAvoy. If the job of the whip is to make sure the MPs are disciplined it beggars belief that he should take on Matthew 'c**t' Marr. Goes a long way to prove that there is always "jobs for the boys" in the Labour party - if we needed proof that is.

Wednesday, 20 February 2008

Kezia Dugdale my right wing friend

I got my dear friend Kezia to partake in this quiz in order to find out how Liberal or Conservative she is on certain areas and when compared to my results, she is clearly a bit of a right winger.

Kezia:
Overall: 20% Conservative, 80% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defence and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

ScottishToryBoy:
Overall: 20% Conservative, 80% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defence and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Labour reshuffle?

ScottishToryBoy learns that there are murmourings of a reshuffle of the Labour front bench, let's hear all suggestions for who is dropping out and who is coming in.

Monday, 18 February 2008

New Wendy press spokesman

ScottishToryBoy learns that Wendy has got another new press spokesman former Scotsman diarist and ex talk 107 presenter Simon Pia. An appointment clearly welcomed by my Labour source who, when asked if it was true, replied “yes sadly.” Wonder how long this one will last.

Quite a history she has with her press people, well documented but probably worth going through again. Those that have left under Wendy are former Sunday Mail political editor Brian Lironi, Matthew Marr, Tony McElroy, Kerron Cross (although he didn’t actually get to start). That leaves Wendy with Simon Pia and Gavin Yates who if he continues to get Wendy to pose on farms with Jersey cows may not last all that long himself.

Thursday, 14 February 2008

Labour civil war?

Kevin Schofield at the Herald is reporting of some unrest in Labour in regards to the commission for further powers for the Scottish Parliament. I wonder how damaging this will be for the Labour Party. The Scottish Tories have been pillored for being "the English party" but we are fully behind this commission and now it becomes quite clear that Labour are not.

Saturday, 9 February 2008

A couple of Scottish Seat selections

Miles Briggs was today selected to fight North East Fife for the Scottish Conservatives. The seat has been Liberal since 1987 when Menzies Campbell defeated then Tory MP Barry Henderson. Miles is a political adviser to Nanette Milne MSP and Elizabeth Smith MSP. The Lib Dems have a 12,751 majority over the Conservatives so Miles has quite a big task ahead of him.

The party have also selected in a number of Glasgow seats:


Tory party in demand

Not only were the Scottish Conservatives needed to help the budget - hence the concessions that were made by SNP ministers to Tory demands, but now it seems that Nick Clegg (for those that don't know, he's the Lib Dem leader) had laid down his conditions for working with a minority Tory Government at Westminster. After 11 years in the political wilderness, it's nice to be wanted!

Friday, 8 February 2008

The Tories edge into the spotlight

For those of you that read my blog and know me personally will testify, one of my favourite things in life is to sit relaxing, drinking coffee whilst reading the economist and just today I stumbled across this fine piece.

The piece praises the way the Scottish Conservatives have performed in the budget, heck, most publications have and many will find no interest in the piece. That is until the author becomes clear as the piece is written by none other than Peter Jones the husband of Midlothian Labour MSP Rhona Brankin who describes Wendy as being "unable to oppose the SNP effectively"....

Thursday, 7 February 2008

A muddle not a fiddle

Scottish Tory Boy learns that a certain Labour MSP has been using the line “it’s a muddle not a fiddle” prior to the looming announcement from the electoral commission. It’s worked so well in the past hasn’t it….

What a load of mince

The papers today make very poor reading for those on the Labour floor today. Most papers use a picture of a grim looking Wendy Alexander and when contrasted to the picture of Alex Salmond with a broad grin across his face, you know which one of the two had a better day at the office yesterday.

The Sun picks up on the comments of Gavin Brown who yesterday called Labour Finance spokesman “convenor of the cross-party group on mince” and shows Iain Gray’s head in a mincer. As John Swinney put it, “it is a bizarre position Labour has got itself into” and it is very difficult to disagree.

I posted this yesterday on the budget, a post written quite quickly and with some glaring errors. I stated that Margo opposed the budget as at the time the rumour going around was it was her or Mike Rumbles. In fact, it turns out Cathie Craigie was the Labour MSP who voted against the budget instead of abstaining like her comrades did. Seems that the Labour whips are unable to control their members now, despite Craigie’s claims she voted against the budget on “principal”.

Douglas Fraser perhaps puts it best when he said that the budget “was a test not just of government but of effective opposition. Labour flunked that test.” Although, the Scotsman doesn’t do to badly itself when it describes yesterday as “a total triumph and an utter defeat.”

One also hears that the electoral commission are due to report late this morning – I’ve heard a few whispers thus far….

Wednesday, 6 February 2008

How stupid must Labour feel right now?

Labour’s amendment to the budget was this evening passed by 110 votes yes (SNP + Labour + the Tories) with one against (Margo) and 13 abstentions (the Fib Dems) When it came to voting on the budget as amended the Fib Dems and the Labour group abstained allowing the budget to go through with 64 yes, one against and 60 abstentions.

Yes, that’s right. Labour amended the budget but then failed to vote for it. Ridiculous!

Who has let the most vulnerable down?

It seems whilst down in London yesterday, as Calum Cashley stated yesterday, Wendy Alexander was again talking about how Labour care most for the vulnerable people, click here to see a previous post on the subject, and that the SNP budget fails the most vulnerable people.

What I wonder is who really has failed the most vulnerable people. Here are two statistics:

1: In the past ten years homelessness in Scotland has increased by 120%

2: In the same period, the gap between the richest and the poorest in Scotland has increased by over 100%

And the million dollar question, which party has been in power in Scotland for all but 9 months of the 10 years?

Tuesday, 5 February 2008

Edinburgh Evening News Cartoon


Monday, 4 February 2008

Top of your game

What is the reward for those among us that reach the top of their profession? For film stars I guess its awards and Oscars, for footballers it's moves to the elite clubs, for us bloggers I guess it's sparking a debate in comments sections or having our pieces mentioned in the press.

What about the journalists who give every waken minute to try and find a story, scan through every release of expenses to find if someone has slipped out, spent many an hour buttering someone up in order to get a wee tale, what for them, is the highlight of their career? Well....perhaps a comment on an online version of their story proclaiming love for them?

Well that's exactly what has happened to the Sunday Herald political editor Paul Hutcheon in this story.

If you care to scroll down to the comment posted at 11.37am on Sunday 3 February 2008 by the poster Karinm in which she says:


paul hutcheon is a god. I want to marry him and have his babies. I love paul hutcheon. The only real journalist left in the scottish political newspaper scence. what a man. brilliant paul.

Tony McElroy has resigned

Another Labour press guy has resigned. Unbelievable. First we had Brian Lirroni jumping ship, then Matthew Marr jumping before he was pushed then Kerron Cross getting the job and never actually starting and now Tony McElroy resigning to work for a supermarket. Gotta be easier than working for Labour at the minute eh?

For future applicants I’ve drawn up a shortlist of talents that are required for anyone willing to take on the poisoned chalice of Scottish Politics:

1) Be willing to answer calls and emails in the early hours.

2) Make sure your tourettes when drunk’ syndrome doesn’t kick in at events with a lot of media coverage

3) Try not to refer to other party MSPs as being attractive whilst at the same time criticising Labour ones.

What a time to get a new job though, right in the midst of Wendy’s troubles. Least she’s got Gavin Yates and Biggles Bundred left to help her cause.

Sunday, 3 February 2008

The pressure mounts...

Not only has Scotland's parliamentary watchdog reported Wendy Alexander to the prosecutors for failing to publicly declare campaign donations but there are editorials, such as this one in the Sunday Herald from Iain Macwhirter, calling for Wendy to go. Wonder how long she's got left at the helm of Scottish Labour now that she faces a police investigations.