Another Labour press guy has resigned. Unbelievable. First we had Brian Lirroni jumping ship, then Matthew Marr jumping before he was pushed then Kerron Cross getting the job and never actually starting and now Tony McElroy resigning to work for a supermarket. Gotta be easier than working for Labour at the minute eh?
For future applicants I’ve drawn up a shortlist of talents that are required for anyone willing to take on the poisoned chalice of Scottish Politics:
1) Be willing to answer calls and emails in the early hours.
2) Make sure your tourettes when drunk’ syndrome doesn’t kick in at events with a lot of media coverage
3) Try not to refer to other party MSPs as being attractive whilst at the same time criticising Labour ones.
What a time to get a new job though, right in the midst of Wendy’s troubles. Least she’s got Gavin Yates and Biggles Bundred left to help her cause.
For future applicants I’ve drawn up a shortlist of talents that are required for anyone willing to take on the poisoned chalice of Scottish Politics:
1) Be willing to answer calls and emails in the early hours.
2) Make sure your tourettes when drunk’ syndrome doesn’t kick in at events with a lot of media coverage
3) Try not to refer to other party MSPs as being attractive whilst at the same time criticising Labour ones.
What a time to get a new job though, right in the midst of Wendy’s troubles. Least she’s got Gavin Yates and Biggles Bundred left to help her cause.
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Today's outburst from Labour MSPs leaping to Wendy's defence (only a few days after the defence lines were leaked)and accusing Dyer of a stitch-up!
Do they not understand the difference between the standards committee and the standards commissioner?
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